It what may end up being the most unsurprising news story of the year, the father of the Patriots tight end admitted that his son made his college choice based off the high level of pool parties Arizona provided.

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Vanity Fair recently published an excerpt from Bruce Weber’s “All-American XV Leap of Faith,” in which the patriarch of the Gronkowski clan, Gordon, opened up about how and why each of his sons made their college choices.

Arizona has good pool parties?

Well, there’s something we never would have expected. (That was a joke.)